After a long, emotionally-draining day, I sat with my husband on the couch, glad for his company but too wrapped up in my own mind to notice what we were watching on TV.
"You know what, honey?" I asked him. I probably waited until a car commercial, because even when I'm distracted, I'm good like that.
"What?" He hit the mute button on the remote and turned to me.
I sat up a little straighter.
"I'm a tough goddamn cookie."
He smiled at me.
"Yes. Yes you are."
"I'm... I'm one of those oatmeal cookies so hard you've gotta dip them in milk first so you don't break a tooth. Tough." I may or may not have flexed a bicep to demonstrate my toughitude.
He considered my statement for a moment.
"No, those are too brittle. You'd just fall to pieces. You're a Chewy Chips Ahoy. You bend but you don't break."
He kissed me, and I cried just a little. Then I wondered if maybe I was awesome enough to be the kind with the rainbow chips.